Flasher

My eyesight was violated today on my way to class. I was walking with my friend Briana on a road in the park when a car pulled up next to us and a man asked me (in Spanish) how to leave the park. I was on the side of the road by the car, so I started telling him directions, until I noticed that this man had no pants on, or underwear. Briana was behind me so she didn't see, and my initial reaction was to just turn to Briana and exclaim that he has no pants on!! Then the car drove away, leaving us in shock and with the scarred vision of the naked Argentinian flasher.